Since 94% of the people I love and 200% of the people I strongly dislike live on the East Coast, I have been avidly checking the internet for details on Hurricane Sandy. I was shocked, horrified, and absolutely impressed when I came across this REAL photo of the storm:
I would like to take a moment to commend the brave journalist who clearly risked his life and/or sanity to take this picture. I realize that this is a reality for so many people living on the East Coast (metaphorically, of course), and I am sending love and California sunshine to everyone who has been affected. Sometimes it is a challenge to express heartfelt sentiments in my writing because I am mostly concerned with making people laugh. I wish that people would take me more seriously.
In the meantime, here is my version of the Apocalypse: